"Oi shafiq...... us Mv Alpha ke ship ke kaptaan ke pant main pistol gusedh aur bol tum logon ko drop dene ke liye"
"ji bhai"
"Chikne... in teeno ko saath leke VT gus.... aur bindaas firing kar.... thoda usko her side gumaan... "
"zaroor bhai jaan" ... and he makes a practice wave.
"Aur gafoor... tera favorite hotel konsa hain?"
"bhai... woh juhu main ek hain... corner main..... mast chicken tikka deta hain.."
"Abe chirkut...... thoda uncha soch.... chal ek chun le... oberoi ki taj?"
"bhai... mujhe taj main ghusna hai.... saala woh guard bas firangiyon ko andar chodta hai..... mere ko andar ghoosna hai kaise bhi"
"achha... ek kaam kar..... pehle us guard ke bheje main ek magazine utaar.... us ke baad hotel tera.... jo karna hai kar..."
"shukriya bhai!..."
"Gafoor ne toh chun liya taj.... agli baari tere ko pehle chun ne doonga... is baari tu oberoi jaa.... woh bhi accha hai...."
"theek hai bhai..." in a sad voice.
"abe saleem.... kai ko sad hota hai... wahaan bhi achha cook hai.... chicken tikka wahaan bhi jakaas banta hai..... chicken kha aur goli chala... do hi toh kaam hai"
"ab bache tum punter log.... nariman house main jao.... tum logon ko wahaan ka khaana pasand nahi aayega .... dus pandra dry lelo.... kyon ke tum log chicken nahi ka paaoge.. tum logon ko nokia fone de raha hoon... waise tum logon ko aur acche fone mil jayenge firanaga logon se... eh tum apni bandi ko dedo"
"shukriya bhai jaan... mast hai!"
"Abe teri!... leopold chhoot gaya....jo loga taj ja rahe hain... woh pehle jara leopold main ek do tiski piski pek dena.."
"par bhai.... ek idea hai... pehle taj jaake chicken khaake fir leopold..."
"abe.... tu aur teri chicken.... saale ... chicken leopold main bhi milta hai.... kha liyo... goli chalana mat bhoolna...."
"arey bhai!.. aap fikar na karo"
"alvida shera... jannat pahuchenga tum log"
"alvida bhai" in chorus.
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